In the beginning there were two Pandas. These pandas were full of love and laughter. Soon there was a family of pandas. These pandas got hungry…. FOR LOOT!!! More pandas were added to the family and before long raids started getting did and the loot flowed…. things were good VERY GOOD. The pandas were not satisfied…there was more meat to eat and the pandas stayed hungry…. soon the pandas looked around and saw all the wanton carnage and giblets… AND LOOT. Yet still they remained hungry for more. All the people in the land began to take notice of the ravenous panda appetite and thought to themselves… HELL YEAH I WANA BE A PANDA. PANDAS EAT WWELLL…. and so the panda family continued to grow and thrive… and life was good.